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What’s that smell? 7 deadly signs in your lesbian bod… I mean, bed.

October 1, 2011

♦ You’re only motivated to shave if a doctor’s appointment is approaching.

♦ Masturbation is strictly a means of survival, and your mind is blank while it occurs  (if your partner pops up, you ask her to kindly stop spying on you).

♦ You discuss bowel movements, regularly.

♦ Drinking heavily in order to increase your chances of sex (and then failing to do so when you can’t keep your head up).

♦ You’re tired. You will try again tomorrow. Maybe.

♦ When a sex scene in a movie comes on you suddenly have to use the bathroom in order to avoid the awkwardness.

♦ When a random straight person asks you how lesbians have sex, you become confused and tell them to watch The L Word.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. October 4, 2011 11:34 am

    Most excellent. And so terribly true…

  2. February 13, 2012 8:33 pm

    Wish your comments weren’t right on the money!!

    Keep on blogging! HQ 🙂 x

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